Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
(Source: asexualarmin, via foolish-kid)
"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."
- Tati-Ana Mercedes (via timid)
(Source: unpardeojitosnegros, via foolish-kid)
Gays: We just think our love is as valid as anyone else's
Liberals: Cool guys. Let's get you married.
Transgendered: I am not physically the person I feel I should be.
Liberals: Awesome. You should do whatever you like with your own body to find happiness.
Women: We're being raped, paid less, and I guess our nipples are more insulting then male nipples?
Liberals: Well, none of that is cool. We're here to support you!
Black People: We're being racially profiled, shot for minor crimes, and shoved into prisons simply based on our skin color.
Liberals: None of that is cool. You have our support.
Immigrants: Yes, we came here illegally, but we're escaping our countries full of violence, human trafficking, and drug lords. Can we just take your undesired jobs and raise our kids in peace to be hard-working Americans?
Liberals: Oh man. That sucks. Hell yeah you can. Welcome to America
Conservatives: No no no NO NO NO!!!
Liberals: Whoa there, these are normal human beings facing obstacles because of how they were born--
Conservatives: DON'T CALL ME RACIST
Conservatives: YOU'RE INTOLERANT
Conservatives: DON'T TRY AND PERSECUTE ME
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
(Source: tired-sigh, via sweve)