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guy:

guy:

carpenter side of tumblr can u explain morning wood

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thank u 4 hte smart

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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

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I will never not reblog this

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(Source: anachronica, via sweve)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

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scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

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"At fifteen you had the radiance of early morning, at twenty you will begin to have the melancholy brilliance of the moon."

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via unculturedmag)

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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